River Demotivational Poster
AUDI DRIVERS -
ITT TECH -
LIVING IN A VAN - Down by the River
BMW DRIVERS -
HELL BUS -
STUCK - Giving up is an option
ANNUAL MEETING OF WOMEN DRIVERS - And that is 10 miles away from the REAL meeting place.
NOT EVEN THE PROMISE OF THE NEXT BOTTLE. -
WHEN TRAVELING -
WAIT A MINUTE... - An Asian AND a Woman? You might as well light the car on... Oh... never-mind....
STEREOTYPING - Sometimes they do it to themselves...
student drivers -
ALCOHOL DRIVER TEST - Even if he passes the sobriety test I stll think he is screwed.
WHAT A CHOP -
PUT THE CELL PHONE DOWN !! - yes it's a Bugatti
D.B COOPER - Hide and go seek champion November, 24 1971 to present.
WOMEN DRIVERS -
FEMALE VALETS -
BITTERLY-DIVORCED MEN - Their insight and acumen is sorely missed in the contemporary advertising world.
AAA - "Is this AAA Roadside assistance? My name is Susan..." "Say no more, what is your location, Ma'am."
BARBIE - She could never keep up with Paris, Lindsay & Britney !
WOMEN DRIVER - Yaaaa.... Need i say more? Poor Mustang
I LOVE TO FISH - It's a chance to get away from it all, get in touch with nature and relax!
IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - THEN I WANT THIS MOUNTED IN MY TRUCK AND THE ADDRESS OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HATE FOR A LITTLE "DRIVE BY" ACTION
EYEPATCHES - Cause there ain't *nothing* sexier than a chick who lost her right eye.
ICP FANS - Why applications for summer camp driver should ALWAYS Include "Favorite Band"
AMERICAN TRUCK DRIVERS - They don't know, or care how many feet are in a meter.
THE MODERN WOMAN - Multitasking seemed to be the only way Norma could balance career and family. When the end came, she never knew what hit her.
WIDER THAN A MILE -
WHY? - Why is it a human desire to challenge nature. We can never win, only postpone the inevitable.
YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS - "Welcome aboard. My name's Brittany and I'll be your Captain..."
TOOLS - The female way
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT -
WOMEN DRIVERS - just because that is the space you parked doesn't make it a parking space
Dog Drivers -
DISTURBING CLOWN TILE - It's not creepy enough, having to drop a deuce in a strange place... but then I have to look up and see that?
STEREOTYPES - they start early
NASCAR DRIVER AIDS - Not all technology has to be expensive.
FREE CAR WASH - The cheap way to DIY
ACCIDENTS LIKE THESE - are why my wife doesn't drive
DEPRESSED - Because you know you'll never be as awsome as this
YOUR WEE BOAT -
HOOD ORNAMENT -
HASTA LA VISTA, TERMINATOR -
BUZZ DROIDS? - No R2, I said " we got buzzed drivers."
REGRET - The gift that keeps on giving.
NEWSPAPERS - There's a reason they are all going out of business.
FEMALE DRIVERS -
FIRST CEDAR FORK RIVER -
DEPTH PERCEPTION - And you don't have four wheel drive. But you do have a messed up Mazda
PREPARE - My name is Chuck Norris, you forgot to check your rear zone. Prepare to die.
Stream of thought -
ATTENTION MEN -
Sonic Screwdriver -
Oblivious/Inconsiderate Drivers -
Don't Pay The Ferryman -
Red Asphalt -
Just For Laughs -
SHE WAS DOING 90 -
Rushing Water -
SECRET AGENT MAN -
INNOVATION - Having a suspended drivers license gave Geneva the inspiration she needed to make her own catering service signs.
Today's Interview -
RED RIVER VALLEY PRAYER -
Women Drivers -
A WALKING CONTRADICTION -
SMILE - You're being shot!!!
DIRECTIONS - Excuse me, could you help us find the arch?
GLADYS - She Was Distracted By A Mixer In Housewares And Took A Wrong Turn When She Got To Lingere
YET ANOTHER - Just imagine what's going on at that gas station right now...
WOMEN DRIVERS - This is why they should stick to the kitchen.
THE "LET'S GO ALREADY" EFFECT - When you forget how badly your friend drives until you are speeding and weaving down the road. On the wrong side.
THE FIRST AND LAST - WOMAN TRUCKER
YOU TALKIN' TO ME? YOU TALKIN' TO ME? - You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the freak do you think you're talking to?
Good Deeds -
You know you're driving too slow -
Paving the way -
male drivers -
'Tis the season -
Yes, officer -